NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After
ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest
addition to their junkyard
business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
"Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head
no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins
to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."