Three priests were going to take a flight to Pittsburg. Two of them were very young and one was older. When it was time to purchase tickets the only counter available had an attractive female attendant who happened to be topless.
The older priest instructed one of the younger ones to buy the tickets. He told the yooung one to buy three tickets to Pittsburg and ask for the change in nickels and dimes. When he approached the desk the first young one stammered, "can I buy two tickets to Tittsburg", he became embarressed and went back to the others without buying the tickets.
The next young priest said " let me buy the tickets", and off he went. When he got to the counter he said "I need three tickets to Pittsburg and I want my change in nipples and dimes". He was so shook up he couldn't finish the transaction.
The older priest went up to the counter to show the younger ones how it was done. When he ordered the tickets he said "I need to buy three tickets to Pittsburg and I want my change in nickels and dimes". He added "young lady dressing the way you are is wrong and when you get to the Pearley gates Saint Finger will be shaking his peter at you!"

RV