Have you heard about the 5 kinds of Sex ?
The 1st is the when you first meet kind. some call it jungle sex, where your'e so hot for each other you do it the car, the bathroon, the kitchen table, etc.
The 2nd is the after you're married sex, you know with the scented candles, the sexy negeliges and the silk sheets.
The 3rd is the after the baby is born kind, SHHHH!!! you'll wake up the baby!!
The 4th kind is where you pass each other in the hallway and yell F---k YOU!! at each other.
And the 5th kind is where she drags you into a courtroom and F---ks you in front of a room full of strangers.