Subject: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard
you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!"
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein