A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff
proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe
there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him
how wrong he is."
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So easy, a cavegirl could do me

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