WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
This man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a super hottie deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a boat, liquor store, and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"