I bought a new Ford F350 and returned to the dealer yesterday
> because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained
> that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,
> "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again"
> came from the speakers.
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My
> Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
> truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "*ss Holes!"
>
> Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
> Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The
> Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan
> Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
>
> Daymn, I LOVE this truck!