The upset Wife


She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you
what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"

And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested
a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I
gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't
wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't
have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because
someone at work has a pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said ..

'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'