Three couples were interested in joining a new church. The minister of the church explained what was required to join the church. It was very simple. Abstain from sex for two months.

The minister welcome two couple into the congregation, when they returned after two months. The third couple was young and only the man arrived at the church. He told the father, he had failed the test. The father consoled him and ask the young man to explain the situation. Well, he said, we just recently got married. My bride likes to wear short skirts and one day, she spilled to coffee beans on the floor. I just couldnt help myself and I took her right on the floor. I just couldnt lie about it.

Well, the father said, Im sorry to hear that. It wont change anything, you wont be able to come back to the church on Sunday. The young man was not suprised. Father, safeway told us the same thing.