Two families moved from Afghanistan to Seattle.........................


When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet…in a year's time whichever family had become more Americanized would win.

A year later they met at Starbucks...

The first man said, "My son is playing baseball for Newport High School, is shortstop, with berry berry quick arm and also, heavy power batting! Also, I had "Mickey D's" breakfast, compete with Apple Pie like all true Americans. Now, I will finish thees "Starbuck" over priced yuppie beverage before I head out to pick up case of Bud Light. I am so f'ing AMERICAN Lee Greenwood writes patriotic songs to my SCROTUM! So......... how about you?"

The second man replied…

"Suck my D---, towel head."