You always have to make sure when you enter the bar your wingmen have the signals down...embarrasment can only ensue through a wrongly interpreuted signal " YOU said to keep drinkin you were fine!" " NO ! i gave the sign for the D.U.F. rescue( dumb ugly friend) and you directly disobeyed me!"




Strokin it, its in the bag, if this chick and i arent doin the no pants dance in a few hours i"ll be a monkeys gay uncle, and i will blame your drunk a$$



I totally just farted and kept a straight face, get over here and watch this sh!t



two girls sighted, the fat one is naturally yours



come over and get this one, shes had so much to drink she would go home...with you.



BACK THE F*** up, i spotted her, made the jokes, scored the number, you are officially mooching off the me and its pissing me off..go back to the fatty..be happy i gave you that..we will laugh about it later



whos got the balls ! i got the balls!



Whoopdideedooo, just heard her life story and i dont think she's will puttin out tonight, get me a freakin beer .



sorry i am broke, your going to have to pay....



i am about to get up and grind on her...er...dance with her. then make out with her. keep a close eye out for her "friend" the hippo




Nailed her boys! stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey gobble gobble gobble ..get me a beer.and a handiwipe




its waaaaaaay bigger than this




think outside the box....she was yours...now she is mine...




Look at the funbags on that hose hound.....




I will squeeze them before i am done with this beer.



assuming "THE CAPTAIN STANCE" i am obliterated, since words are not able to come out of my mouth intelligably, i will have to resort to funny poses, and faces.



ey yo boughto MR. Roboto.....



what do you mean you dont need another beer...of course you do




shhhhh she almost heard you say my real name that time....baaaaadddd



STINKY COOTER ALERT! Shes bakin a loaf of bread and it aint sourdough ABORT!



wait your turn i am almost finished....i bought her beer all night anyway




the horse is in the barn and neighing



YOU! come here...make out with me...i am the kissing bandit



what!?!? no they're....ok...my beer goggles are on...i am tellin you ...she is HOT bro!!



i dont think she heard me leave...yeeessss





ME!?!?!



or the dumbass behind me!?!?!