CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME TODAY WOK!!!'

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and egs hurt, I no come wok. '
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say white round-eye bossman……..me feel great!!!/ I be at wok soon ......... oh yes, one more ting….boss man, you got LEALLY nice house!!! '