Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.
He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said: "Since
Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to
bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile
of dog sh!t in place of the gifts he requests."



Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted
for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a fukking train going around the
shitty tree. And when I go outside I want to see a nice ass bike
leaning up against the goddamn garage."



Christmas morning, Little Johnny rolled over into a pile of dog [censored].
Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog sh!t
by the garage.



When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
Dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"



Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the motherfucker!"