What's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

Tiger can drivea golf ball 300 yards...



The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.

She replied "I don't know 4 or 5 times, I think. Put me down for a bogey".



Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named "Elin Woods…clubs you can beat Tiger with...