Two therapists were having lunch when one said to the other "I had a terrible Freudian slip with my wife at breakfast this morning."
The other therapist asked "What happened."
the first says "I meant to ask her to pass the butter for my toast."
"What did you actually say?"

"Bitch, you really fukked up my life."
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Don't believe everything that you think.

"Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."