A guy went to the docter. Doc asks him what's the problem is. Guy says "My pen!s is turning an orangey color." Doc asks him questions, runs some tests and can't find anything wrong with the guy so he asks him more personal questions like where he works, where he lives, if he's married and what he does for entertainment. Guy says "I'm a fishing guide, I live in Poulsbo, I'm not married and for entertainment, I watch porn and eat cheetoes.".