Fishing had been really poor for a couple of weeks at the lake, except for one old timer that came in with limits everyday. People got suspicious and called the game warden to say they thought the old timer had to be doing something illegal. The game warden showed up at the boat ramp the next day and waited for the old timer to show up.

When the crusty old fart showed up the warden asked "mind if I ride along in your boat today?" The old man shrugged his shoulders and said "help yourself, but don't get in my way."

They headed across the lake into a quiet, secluded cove. The old timer opened his tackle box, pulled out a stick of TNT, lit it, then dropped it over the side. The concussion rocked the boat, then several fish boiled to the surface. They warden screamed "YOU CAN'T DO THAT - IT'S TOTALLY ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS!"

The old fart pulled out another stick and lit it, then tossed it in the wardens lap and said, "Are you gonna talk, or are you gonna fish?"