Screw Ma Lil' lived way out west
Of all the sports she like Fu$kin best
She searched and searched for miles around
but could not find two cocks that could fu$k her down

Then one day from over the hill came Piss Pot Pete
With fifty pounds of swingin' meat
It was as long as my arm and as thick as my wrist
and had a nob on the end as big as my fist

The sight they chose for the kill
was behind the sh!t house and over the hill
Lil used a fence post and a dab of lard
Pete killed a mule just a getting it hard

They fu$cked for weeks, months, and hours
They tore up trees, roots, and flowers
And then when Lil breathed her last dying cough
There sat Ol' Pete just a jacking off