Blonde gets pulled over for speeding...
Officer asks for her license ..
Blonde says "whats that?".. Officer, taken aback but remains cool
calmly says "Thats the little thing with your picture on it that tells me you're qualified to drive a car". Oh, OK replies the blonde and pulls her license out , handing it to the officer. Officer then asks for her registration, to which the blonde replies "what's that?"..
The officer , stifling a grin coolly replies "It's the piece of paper that tells me you own the vehicle, ma'm" Blonde retreives the document from the glovebox and hands it to the officer, who at this time thinks to himself, this has got to be one of the dumbest blondes I've ever seen and decides to take a chance. He proceeds to drop his fly and lets it hang out through the drivers window in her face.. The blonde rolls her eyes, lets out a heavy sigh and says "Oh no, not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"