While I was in boot camp, we were lined up for inspection, with the drill sergeant walking up and down the ranks, performing his inspection when one recruit let go a tremendously loud fart. Everybody was struggling to maintain their state of attention and be serious, when another guy in the back says "Lt. Who?"....
Everybody, including the drill sergeant lost it.. Funny! But then the sarge got control and dropped us all for 50 pushups. Easiest 50 pushups I ever did!
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