A new worker for social services notices that a woman that was recieving a welfare check for 6 kids was due for a visit. Upon reaching her single wide mobile home, he asked her if to verify how many children she had. She informed them that she had 6 boys. "could I see them?" the social worker asked. "Sure, They are just playing down the street" , she replied. She then opened the door and yelled "Tommy!!" at the top of her lungs. In less than a minute 6 boys from 5 to 11 years old ran in the door. "Wow" the social worker exclaimed, "how did they all know to come when you yelled Tommy?"
"Oh", said the mother "I named them all the same so it would be easier on me."
"well, yeahc" says the social worker, "but what about when you only need one of them. What do you do then?"
"Thats easy." said the Mother, "I just use their last name."