There are two statues, one nude male and one nude female, facing each other across a path in Central Park. They've been facing each other for about a hundred years when one day the statue fairy descends from the heavens and grants them life for one hour. He looks at her and says "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She gets very excited and says "You bet, I can't wait!" So they hop down off their pedestals and the next thing you know there are twigs, leaves, dirt, and feathers flying everywhere. The statue fairy returns after a while to tell them they have five minutes in human form. Out of breath, he says to her "do you want to do it again?" She says "yeah, but this time, you hold the pigeons down and I'll sh1t on them!"