Three men show up at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter greets them and informs them that there is an entrance exam composed of one question: Do you know what Easter is? The first guy says "Sure, that's when the bunny rabbit comes with candy and gifts and the children search for hidden easter eggs." Saint Peter says "I'm sorry, but that is incorrect, and you can't come into heaven." The second man says "I thought that guy had it right - is it when that little green guy comes around with his pot of gold and we drink a lot of green beer?" Saint Peter says "No, that is very wrong, and you can't come into heaven." Saint Peter looks to the third man. The third man clears his throat and says "Easter is when we remember Jesus giving his life upon the cross for our sins on Friday and his resurrection on Sunday." Saint Peter is very pleased and says "No one has gotten the question right for decades now." The third man says "There's more." Saint Peter is puzzled but says "Go on my son." The third man says "when Jesus died, they placed his body in a cave and sealed it with a boulder. Every spring, they take the boulder off the cave, and if Jesus comes out and sees his shadow...."
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Don't believe everything that you think.
"Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."