"Don't miss the Amazing Italian."

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in
the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to
it was an old Italian man. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants,
whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three
mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian
was carried off on their shoulders.

Fifteen years later, the salesman visited the same little town, found
the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't miss the
Amazing Italian." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much
less still doing his act!

He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time,
however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The very old Italian man stood before them, then suddenly dropped
his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "but I have to know something.
I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch
from walnuts to coconuts?"

Well," said the Italian, "my eyes aren't what they used to be."