A man that was not so virtuous dies and finds himself at the gates of Hell. He’s terrified as Satan opens the gates. But Satan is really friendly and tells the guy “don’t worry, we’re all about indulgence here, you’re gonna love this place.” As the man walks through the gates he sees an endless line of doors before him, and in the distance a gray haze. He asks Satan what’s going on and Satan says “let’s see what’s behind door number one.” Inside it is summer vacation land. People are swimming, boating, etc. The guy says “wow, this is great.” Satan says, “We’re all about fun and indulgence here, you haven’t seen anything yet. Let’s check door number two.

As they walk to the next door, the guy notices the haze in the distance is smoke rising from the ground and he asks Satan what it is. Satan says, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing. Look at this place!” Inside, it is winter wonder land. The man sees Sol and Addicted snowboarding down one of the slopes, the lodge is full of snow bunnies, and the powder is perfect. The man exclaims “This is awesome Satan!” Satan says, “We’re all about fun and indulgence here. Let’s check door number three.”

As they walk to door number three they get closer to the smoke and now the guy sees flames coming out of the ground also, as well as hearing noises. “What is going on down there Satan?” “It’s nothing, really” Says Satan. “Check this out.” Inside is Vegas land with gambling, booze, showgirls, etc. The man really likes this too, but Satan says they have a lot of doors to check, lots to indulge in, so they set out for door number four.

As they walk the guy hears screaming and wailing coming from what now is obviously a large pit in the distance, with the flames and smoke. He bolts from Satan and runs to the edge of the pit. Horrified, he looks down and sees people being burned and tortured by demons, animals ripping people apart, others are being impaled with spears, and he falls to his knees and cries out “oh God, please save me!” Just then, Satan catches up to him and puts his arm around the man’s shoulders. “Don’t worry, this isn’t for you – the Catholics insisted on it.”