Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach
ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house.'
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein