There was this guy who lived about an hour outside of a busy city where he worked but he lived on a farm out in the country side. He woke up late one weekday morning and didn't have time to get some eggs, milk and make a breakfast for himself. Pissed off, he had to leave and head for work cause of the long drive ahead of him.

He drives the same interstate every day, but this morning, there was this new fruit stand on the side of the road he had never passed before. Hungry because he didn't have his usual breakfast, he stopped by to pick up something to eat. The fruit stand had everything. Just a ridiculous assortment. Being a Florida boy, he loved peaches. So he bought two of them and started eating them on his way to the car because he was so hungry. He took his first bite and turned around immediately and walked back to the stand. He went up to the guy running the stand and said "Dang! These are the best peaches I've EVER had. Whats the secret?" The fruit stand guy responded: "These are genetically modified peaches. I found the tastiest peach in the world and duplicated it's genes into the peaches I grow so now all my peaches taste the best!"

The guy, just astounded at the technology, goes "So, like, you can make fruit taste like anything?" The fruit stand guy goes "Yea, basically. I can make a fruit taste like anything. I can make apples taste like oranges, I can make chocolate flavored bananas, grapes that taste like lemonade, beer flavored strawberries. Yea. I can make any fruit taste like anything. I can get any flavor you want. Want to try something?"

So the guy goes: "Well, I've always been a fan of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches since I was a young boy, do you have those?" "Of course" said the fruit guy, and handed the man a peanut butter and jelly peach. The guy sunk his teeth into the peach, chewed and swallowed it and said "That is the best strawberry jelly I have ever tasted! But I don't taste any peanut butter?" The fruit stand guy said "Ohh, turn it around" So the guy turned the peach around, took a bite and said "Ahh, this is the most delicious and creamy peanut butter I've ever tasted!"

The guy finished his PB&J peach, and was still looking to try more of this amazing new fruit. The fruit stand guy said "anything you can imagine, I have. Try me. I guarantee it" So the other guy, being pretty outgoing on this one, says "Well, this is weird, but do you have women flavored fruit? Like the taste when you eat a girl out?"

"Of course" was the answer, and he was handed a peach that looked like just a normal peach, but this one was formulated to taste like a woman. So the guy, hesitantly, takes a bite, and spits it out immediately... "EWW, this taste like feces, I meant for the fruit to taste like p*ssy!" The fruit farmer, goes: "Turn it around to the other side!"