A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans.
Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat
Little Johnny answere d, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my dad's a
Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "Well, if your mom was a
moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a McCain fan."
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein