> >>GOTTA PEE
> >>
> >>Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
> >>faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
> >>over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
> >>
> >>Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
> >>stopped in the cemetery.
> >>
> >>One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
> >>off her panties and use them.
> >>
> >>Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
> >>and did not want to ruin them.
> >>
> >>She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
> >>wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
> >>
> >>After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
> >>
> >>The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his
> >>normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
> >>phoned the other husband and said:
> >>"These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
> >>worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
> >>
> >>"That's nothing" said the other husband,
> >>"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
> >>
> >>"From all of us at the Fire Station.
> >>We'll never forget you.''
> >>