Markets Rally with Apple Announcement !!


Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant
that can store and play music.

The 'iTit' will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring at their breasts........
and not listening to them.
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein