Proper Grammar

On a man's 66th birthday, he got a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
Native American reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for
erectile dysfunction. The man drove to the reservation, handed his
certificate to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next.

The medicine man slowly, methodically produced a potion,
handed it to the patient, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is
powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
then immediately say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly
than you have ever been in your life and you will be able to perform as long
as you want."

The patient was encouraged.. As he walked away, he turned
and asked, "How does one stop the medicine from working?" The medicine man
responded,"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' But when she does, the medicine
will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife
to join him in the bedroom . When she came in, he took off his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was
the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, or...
ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!