Dorothy and Ed met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. During the next couple of weeks Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.


And so.... on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his newfound lady friend. ' I eat, sleep and breathe golf , so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!'

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker.'

'I see,' Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein