The owner of the sex shop was training the new clerk about store policies, procedures and pricing.

"The only unmarked items are the dildos behind the counter. The white ones are $10 and the black ones are $25. Everything else in the store has a price on it. I have to run some errands, so I'll be back in an hour or two."

Things went smoothly for about an hour until a customer asked about the dildos.

"How much are the dildos?"

"$10 for the white ones, $25 for the black ones."

"OOOHHH! How much for the plaid one!?!"

Thinking quickly the clerk replied, "$200.00."

"I'LL TAKE IT!!!"

An hour later the owner returned and asked how things had gone.

"Great. I wound up selling 5 white dildos and ten black dildos. I also got $200 for your thermos."