Radio




Dear Pine Street Elementary:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Rosecrest
Retirement Home. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now
and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.

God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I
received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was
napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into
a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this
was God's way of answering my prayers.

She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.


Edited by John Lee Hookum (07/03/09 12:07 PM)
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein