Could this be the ultimate blonde story?





Three women go down to
Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk,
and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning, though none of them can remember
what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair
and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I
just graduated from Trinity
Bible
College and believe in the
almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School
of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again
they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and
says, "Well, I'm from UCLA and just graduated
with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell
ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody
if you don't plug this thing in.