A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .
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> > After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
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> > The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
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> > He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
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> > than let liquor touch my lips."
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> > The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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