A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.


Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes homedrunk he beats me to a pulp."


Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.


Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"


Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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