How depressed was he? He was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government, health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming, his savings, Social Security, and credit card debt...that he called the Suicide Hot line...He got a call center in Pakistan ..told them he was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if he could drive a truck...
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"