Hank,

It must be funnier if you're a Republican. Which I'm not. And I'm not impressed. I mean, as humor goes, you've captured the essence of meaninglessness. I suppose you think that makes me a Democrat. Or I just lack a sense of humor. But look how stupid your joke is laid out. American and Republican are singular. Had Democrat been singular, you'd have been left with "crat" as the last 4 letters, which really reveals how meaningless your joke is. So Democrat is exhibited in plural form to make a point so stupid, I think it's way beneath you, cuz you seem like a decent and reasonably intelligent person, for a conservative.

Sg