Three gay couples are vacationing down south...a tragic accident kills one partner from each couple.

In mourning at the funeral home, each partner talks among the group what they will do with thier lovers remains...

Partner #1 says "oh my man, he just loved to fly, I am going to have his remains cremated and I will spread them from an airplane so my lover can fly on forever.

Partner #2 says "we just loved to sail around on our boat, I am going to have my man cremated and spread his ashes in the seas.

Partner #3 "well my man was all man, and I miss him. I am going to spend all weekend cooking a special pot of chilli. I am going to slow cook his ashes into the chilli than eat the whole thing.

The others looked stunned, and asked why would do something like this?

"My man is going to tear up my ass one more time!"