The Baptist Preacher & Cowboy...

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a triple whiskey,
which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher pursed his judgmental lips up like he was sucking on a lemon and replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let DEMON ALCOHOL touch my lips!!!"

The cowboy picked up his three little bottles of whisky and handed them all back to the attendant, saying "Me too ma'am, DAMMIT! I didn't know we had a choice!!!!"
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