A guy gets in a bad car wreck and wakes up in hell. He is scared but the devil assures him its not so bad down here. Devil says, you like to drink? Guy says ya. Devil says great all mondays we drink all day. Devil says you like to do drugs, guy responds ya. Devil says great we do drugs all day on tuesdays. Devil asks you like to gamble? Guy says hell ya. Devil says we gamble all day on wednesdays. Devil says are you a homosexual, guy says hell no. Devil says well you are not gonna like thursdays then.