Heard earlier today, a lawyer joke.

A lawyer and The Pope died the same day and St. Peter saw them both in to Heaven.

The Pope was given a a small but very nice room, while the lawyer was given a luxurious suite, with servants.

The lawyer noticed this and asked, "Why do I get this great suite while The Pope gets a a small room?

St. Pete said, "We have lots of Popes but you are the first lawyer we've had!"



FWIW, I don't usually tell lawyer jokes but this was funny.
Sorry, Todd.