The ignorant Redneck went to the hospital
As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving,
Nurse Natalia says
"Congratulations,
Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says,
"I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a GOTdamn brick chimney."
Nurse Natalia replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."
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Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.