The Colonoscopy

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy
in Rochester, MN. I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting
friends in San Francisco, where the California nurses are allegedly much
more gentle and accommodating...not to mention attractive.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, a very gorgeous nurse came in and
began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection,"
the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco.