A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend after they had just finished having great sex. For the next hour she continuously rubbed his testicles, something she said that she'd always enjoyed doing.

As he lay there enjoying the feeling of her touch, he turned to her and asked, "why do you enjoy doing that so much?".

She replied, "Because I really miss mine". moose
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.