On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky’s boyfriend?


Jerry Sandusky claims he’s really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old’s body.


Question: What did Jerry Sandusky want for his birthday?

Answer: A new shower curtain


Q: What do Jerry Sandusky and Carnation Evaporated Milk have in common?

A: They’re both white and come in little cans…


I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.


You know it’s bedtime at Jerry Sandusky’s house when the big hand is on the little hand…



Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said “Boys’ pants half-off.”


One night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching “Pirates of the Caribbean” together, when Jerry asks, “Would you bone Keira Knightley?”

Curley replied, “She’s got a skinny ass and no tits…it’d be like shagging a school boy.”

Jerry replies, “Yeah, so would I.”


You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.


Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, “so which child is yours?”

Sandusky replies: “I don’t care, surprise me.”