In light of he fact that I have to use SOMEONES name in this little ditty, I use the name of everybodys favorite curmudgeon on this site..SOL!!! .... (ahem)...

Big Ol' Sol was a son of a bitch
He wrecked his car in a whorehouse ditch
He saw one hundred of 'em
Lined up against the wall,
And bet fifty bucks he could screw 'em all
He screwed ninety-six, and could'nt do more,
So he backed off, jacked off,
Then screwed the other four...
Big Ol Sol, he went to hell,
Screwed the Devil, and screwed him well,
One hundred little devils,
Runnin' 'round the halls,
Yellin' GET RID OF BIG OL' SOL,
BEFOR HE SCREWS US ALL!!!!


No offense intended, Sol, but sometimes ya gotta take one for the team!!
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AKA Knuckledragger