Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday"
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out
she barely said good morning
let alone
"happy birthday"

I thought...
Well,
That's marriage for ya...
But the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word
so when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent

As I walked into my office,
My secretary Jane said,
"Good morning boss, and by the way,
Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock
when jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch... Just you and me?"
I said, "Thanks Jane, That's the greatest
Thing I've heard all day! Let's go..."

We went to lunch
but we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said "You know, it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not.
What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
It's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment
I'll be right back."

Ok, I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing
"Happy birthday"

And I just sat there...



On the couch....



Naked.