AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her

body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed;
Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made
her
scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein